10.1.09

Guest Post

Last weekend was spent with some fine friends, including a certain charming Mr. Oswald Sinclaire. He asked permission to share about the weekend in his own words on my blog. I consented.

For most people, a good day involves lounging about, munching bonbons, and usually involves a minimum of work. For me, a good day must, by nature, include solving an unsolveable mystery. Last Sunday I had the extreme pleasure of doing such a thing. Early that morning I donned my habitual garb, and headed into the world in search of a place where I was needed. Not many parts of this fine world are able to survive long without me, so my search waas not long in being fulfilled. I came upon an old soul in an extreme condition. Two biker dudettes had hijacked her car, stolen her starbucks coffee, and left her exposed to the frigid winds.

The situation was easily remedied. My formidable figure frightened them, and not wanting to resist my commands the starbucks drinks were immediately handed over.


Such ruffians as these are dangerous and must be carefully, but roughly handled. I promptly took them by the ears and hauled them off to the rehabilitation center for Starbucks addicts.
The therapy involved three bags of chips, sharing pictures and checking e-mail, and all 4 episodes of Wives and Daughters, and when a full recovery had taken place, a trip to Starbucks was allowed.
P.S. I acted as counselor to the ruffians, therefore it was necessary to disguise myself in the pink hoodie so as not to excite unkind feelings against me.

14 comments:

Stormgirl said...

Hahahaha... ROTFL!!!
Priceless... absolutely priceles. I love it! Kaisha you have the greatest pictures!

Annie said...

You are soooo clever and creative, Kaish! LOVE your post, just like I LOVED our weekend together!
p.s. Don't worry...I'm now fully rehabilitated and ready to do it all again sometime soon!

Abbie said...

Mr. Sinclair, I must be permitted to congratulate you on a job very well done.

And I must inform you that both Woofs and Buzzy have been far more behaved since your dealings with them.

They are truly in your debt.

Amanda said...

WOW! FUNNY! FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristine said...

Nicely written, Kaish. :o)

Isaacme said...

Someone has got to do some explaining about where those outfits came from.

Abbie said...

Our own clever design.

Extreme cleverness.

Roxy Girl said...

That's Funny!
Very well written!
Love all the outfits!!

Abbie said...

Hey...I miss you, Squash ;(

Historian Anne said...

wow, i'm confused! Abbie was so well disguised! What costumes gals! Those are pics to be kept forever!

Abbie said...

You haven't even begun to see them though.... :P

I'll have to show you our movie sometime!! :D

Annie said...

We ROCK!!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Okay Kaish,
You are getting lame again! Please blog again! PLEASE!

Kaisha said...

i know...i'm workin' on it...